Karen

karen: 5g towers gives you coronavirus
by Definer1277 May 21, 2020
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karen

a white, middle-aged, suburban, egotistical, usually racist lady who has a low tolerance for other people and has a thing for managers
starbucks employee: "ma'am please have your dog wait outside while you order"

karen: "eXcuSe mE, this is my emotionaL suppOrT aNiMaL"

starbucks employee: "ma'am i'm really sorry, it's store policy"

karen: "that's very diSresPecTfuL of you to say YOUNG MAN! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER??"
by TheRealSlamB36 February 1, 2021
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Karen

The best computer wife to ever exist. A caring and supportive woman, who is always there for you can also handle you perfectly, even if you are a sociopath. She will never hurt, leave or cheat on you. Great at comebacks.
Karen is the perfect woman.
"Karen's the perfect woman! So smart, so conniving. She'll never take me back!"
- Sheldon Plankton
by CristiGorillaz February 21, 2022
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Karen

white lady in her 30~50s that makes no contribution to society whatsoever but always demands her rights and privileges, claiming she is entitled to the service or etc.
God damn it here comes that Karen
by Non-citizen May 24, 2020
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karen

a steryotype of women that are very demanding and rude ,think the world revolves around them,no respect,the kind of person that will ALWAYS go inside stores or bissneses demanding to speak to the maneger and try there hardest to get free stuff from the store,restaeant,ect
karen:you gave me no napkins i demand to speak to your maneger
by crw187 October 12, 2020
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Karen

Karen is the sweetest,funniest,cutest,smartest girl you could ever find.
by Teddybear1156 November 30, 2016
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Karen

Annoying "yummy mummys" who wear acrylic nails and make-up with "active wear".
The playground mafia Don.

Feeds her children plain rice cake snacks and ice water in a family flask & judges you for giving your children a Mars Bar, a Ribena and a packet of Wotsits.

Karen is a towering pillar of 30+, while privilege.

Karen prides herself on having children who dont throw public tantrums like yours but because she is on the board of governors, is discreetly called into school regularly because her child is a spiteful little fucker who bites & calls the poor kid a smelly gyppo.

Sometimes, Karen went to university & thinks that people without degrees are peasants. No one in her friend group actually likes her because she makes bitchy remarks or uses crying laughing emojis to invalidate their opinion or belittle their perspective. She assumes that people value her degree over the wealth of experience that others have too offer.

She doesn't engage in debate & is currently on the phone to head office to complain about your attitude, demanding you be sacked.

If she isn't already with your manager, she is telling your friends "thats just ridiculous", laughing at you in the hope of convincing them that you are a stupid and unworthy person.

All of Karen's profile pictures are of glasses of wine in various locations around the house or sometimes in her hand. This convinces you of how classy and positively continental she is.
You: I read the other day that ANYTHING
Fortunately, this is her field.
Karen: It really isn't (Crying laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji)

Me: I was on a course and my tutor told me ANYTHING
Fortunately, she already has a degree in primary education and she is about to make sure you know that.
Karen: Well, thats just not true (laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji)
Me: but i've been reading about it and...
Karen: I've got a degree in primary education with QTS and I can tell you.... (Laughing emoji.... Spay my tea out laughing GIF).

Karen to your friendship friendship group:

"Oh my god! can you beleive she tried to tell ME... I dont think she even got her GCSE's. (Laugh, scoff, Laugh). She's a teaching assistant! She's a glorified babysitter.

Your child throws a whopping hissy fit in the middle of sainsbury's.
Karen: Oh, I wouldt let her get away with that. if mine...

Karen to your friend circle:
"Have you seen the state of what she calls parenting? (Scoff, LOL, PMSL, ROTFL) ... I would never allow Saffron to..."
PTA: Fuck offf Karen, you've been called in for a quiet word every day this week because saffron pinches people and steals lego when she thinks the teacher isnt looking (or) told all of year 4 that the new girl wee's herself and her mum lets her do it; her mum said. Karens little angel is a chip off the old block.
by you did what? March 22, 2020
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