Kangaroo Kickstand

A large penis used as support to keep a persons body up while resting

Q: How is Andy Cole standing like that?
A: Oh he's just using his kangaroo kickstand

by Che Riot December 26, 2011

kangaroo smash

A type of animal interaction in which an individual named Luke Woof pretends to be a Joey by napping in a kangaroo pouch in an effort to recover before doing a second night on the piss.

Luke was so drunk last night, he did a kangaroo smash in prep for tonight.

by MobyDickhead October 26, 2017

Kangaroo sex

When jumping up and down on her pussy going in dick first

I was having kangaroo sex so loud the neighbors complained

by Cowboy rick November 21, 2017

Kangaroo Pouch

When you fist a chick and start thrusting the arm in and out so hard that she starts to hop around like a kangaroo. After a good 7:53 seconds (time may vary) you take out your arm, leaving the vagina flabby, resembling a kangaroo pouch.

Bobby- Hey Joey see that chick hopping everywhere.
Joey- Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with her?
Bobby- Thats what a "Kangaroo Pouch" does to you.

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

Kangaroo Cheese

The crusty cheese like substance in a person's "down under" area that stinks SO bad you have to jump back.

Hey, y'all know fat Becky? Her Kangaroo Cheese almost made me knock myself out last night!

by At the Martins September 22, 2018

kangaroo express

when a guy slerps poop from a girls butt hole

oh damn...he kangaroo expressed that hoe!

by boobgirl72491 October 24, 2008

kangaroo tail

a streak of faeces left in a toilet after one takes a dump. variations include the reverse kanga.

dude, look at these kangaroo tails!

by icicle bob July 21, 2005