by iliikepugs November 2, 2017
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Get the Kaamil mug.A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.
Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019
Get the Kalani King mug.the term, ‘kala,’ means bread in german. if you are familiar with european dialect, you might recognize the funny word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime chair.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there every night.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
by Chezbegurs January 5, 2021
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I just visited this town and i bought a shirt that said " Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo" - exept, people who really do here, buy these shirts...and wear them. NO shit there really is a kalamazoo, you live here dumbf**k
by noflyway99 February 26, 2005
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Everyone wants to be shahriar kalam.
You can find shahriar kalams in all good cities, towns and countries.
The name can also be used to describe a very cool looking person
He can also be found in the coolest city in the world: London
One thing to be remembered is you have to be more shahriar kalam- meaning u must try harder if u wanna get all the ladies (and men if thats wot ur into)
:-P
Other related words: seth, faisal, don, G, boss, cool, delicious etc...
Everyone wants to be shahriar kalam.
You can find shahriar kalams in all good cities, towns and countries.
The name can also be used to describe a very cool looking person
He can also be found in the coolest city in the world: London
One thing to be remembered is you have to be more shahriar kalam- meaning u must try harder if u wanna get all the ladies (and men if thats wot ur into)
:-P
Other related words: seth, faisal, don, G, boss, cool, delicious etc...
Man he's sooo shahriar kalam
The president wants to be like shahriar kalam
Boy ur trying too shahriar kalam
Go get a shahriar kalam
I WANNA BE SHAHRIAR KALAM!!!!!!!!!
The president wants to be like shahriar kalam
Boy ur trying too shahriar kalam
Go get a shahriar kalam
I WANNA BE SHAHRIAR KALAM!!!!!!!!!
by Don Corleone January 23, 2005
Get the shahriar kalam mug.a Redneck back of the woods kind of hoe. a straight up hustler! goes sleeping around with everyone and acting like a whore.
by pantsdropper October 10, 2011
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