dodge knocker

noun (doj noker)
1. A person, usually male, that is held in low regard due to their lack of common decency, conscience and integrity.
2. A shifty, sly person

Origin:
1990-2005. A compound word describing the closeness of someone to dodgey, i.e. knocking on the door of dodge.

That guy is trying to get that girl so wasted so that she will sleep with him, he is such a dodge knocker,

or,

Look at that guy, he used his mobile to look up answers at the trivia night, what a dodge knocker.

by Aeros2 May 24, 2012

rusty knocker

Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.

"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"

by Dank Ass Nerd December 21, 2015

cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

Shocker knocker

Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.

Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!

by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018

Thob Knocker

A Thob Knocker (Thabioum Knockulus) was made by a man named Ben Burk and his younger cousin Logan Green in early 2018. Ben and Logan were playing roblox and some retard was tryna bully them so Ben came up with the quickest insult he cloud think of. Thus Thob Knocker was born. Ben and Logan both thought the new name should define a fucking idiotic queer.

"Shut Up You Fucking Thob Knocker"

by Ben McDaft April 3, 2020

slobber knocker

Made famous by JR (Jim Ross) of WWE. Used to describe a pro wrestling match that was bound to turn into a slugfest either due to the size and strength of the competitors, the level of heat generated by a feud leading up to the match, or both.

King (high-pitched excited tone): Now we got this Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell Match!!

JR: King, that’s gonna be one hell of a slobber knocker and business is damn sure about to pick up. Sorry Mama.

by Brisco Brothers Body Shop October 1, 2020

back door knockers

Testicles, or bollocks - a name given due to the action of the guy's balls slapping a girl's arsehole during frontal sex

"I was really going for it and she was loving my back door knockers."

by Bollywoody April 26, 2015