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The kidney hunter

A movie about a guy that tracks his daughter's spleen and his right kidney across Europe through the black market to find the people responsible for taking their internal organs and selling them.
Half borrowed/plagiarized line from the kidney hunter- I don't have money. What I do have is a special set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare to people like you. Tell me where my daughter's spleen and my right kidney are being kept, and perhaps you'll live a little bit longer. I will find you, and when I do, I will tell you I told you so.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.
I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.
by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021
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Kidney Seasoning

When your urine is used to add flavor to your genitalia as your partner gives you head. Kidney seasoning can add flavor to your genitalia based on what you eat. While recieving head, you urine a little at a time to slowly add the flavor for your partner's tast pleasure.
Her pussy tasted bland so she added some kidney seasoning to give it a nice kick.
by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021
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kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys
Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.
by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021
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Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.
The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025
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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
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reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object
Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure
by Jakelikeanime February 6, 2025
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