Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)

Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.

by Garflover69 December 23, 2024

Karting on Rainbow Road

When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.

Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!

by afeverishguy January 2, 2025

Mario Kart Down

A funny way to describe when someone falls or has an accident, similar to things that happen in the video game Mario Kart. The phrase is used for moments that are especially entertaining or surprising.

A soccer player jumps to head the ball but lands awkwardly and falls over a teammate, flailing their arms. The funny way they fall makes everyone laugh, so someone might call it a “Mario Kart Down.”

by NovahCaine August 16, 2025

Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.

Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart

by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

bad

this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats

by mk8dx lounge June 30, 2024