Dirt jumper

1. A person who rides a medium sized fixed gear cycle that forms the look of a bmx bike with suspension, they are considered to be the most badass style of rider and they get the most pussy

2. A style of bicycle that is used to participate in dirt cycling and tricking

My boyfriend is a dirtjumper and I want his cock all the time.

I am trying to get my girlfriend to buy a dirt jumper but they are very expensive

by AirMtb April 9, 2015

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couch jumper

A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise

Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.

by Dr. Rockett July 2, 2012

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Spam Jumper

"Spam Jumping" is a term used by angry noobs and 10 year olds in Murder Mystery 2 on Roblox. Apparently, if you jump more than 3 times, you're SpAm JuMpEr and should be banned from the game forever. Remember, kids, you're not allowed to use any technique in Murder Mystery 2, or you'll piss a little kid off.

poopystinkyfart56234 (Level 18): "u nob u r just a spam jumper lol u not good at this game u nob lololol"

WwwxxxDfDg (Level 60): "Yes, I'M the noob."

by Not a dumba$$ July 21, 2022