Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019

cock jumper

A person whom cannot be without a penis in their life. A cock jumper always has a boyfriend until they find the next one. A cock jumper is never alone.

That damn Sam is such a cock jumper she jumped off Eddie for Fred in less than 24 hours.

by DJSTUBBLEBUBBLE July 14, 2013

NASA Jumpers

A hoodie that can only be worn by absolute fucking madlads or Max's girlfriend.

They're wearing NASA Jumpers. What fucking madlads!

by notJagzy September 8, 2019

Border Jumper

Any Zimbabwean person in a foreign country

Hey you know that Border Jumper girl
Yea I think her name is Tapiwa or sumn

by ♡《Rena》♡ November 13, 2022

Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.

I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.

by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011

Ski Jumper

A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.

I did the ski jumper this morning in the shower.

by Josh Coiner October 16, 2008

Butter Jumpers

someone who jumps young women and slathers thier vagina in butter in order to steal thier wallet out of it.

suzie is walking down the street.... suddenly someone butterjumps her! thus knocking her down and pulling her pants down to get to her vagina.
Then she screams "Oh no! hes a butter jumper!!! i hope there arent any more Butter Jumpers!!!" :O

by numba1buttajumpa June 5, 2011