A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.
person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"
by krl0309 April 11, 2010

by Poppa J McNeely January 25, 2011

A person who can't manage to stay in one group, someone who is typically chill and friendly, yet has made rounds with everyone at being their friend. Usually can't keep close friends for very long, but friends with every clique.
by mochamlady December 14, 2019

by ♡《Rena》♡ November 13, 2022

The lazy guy who randomly messages you compliments and nothing else to see if anything sticks. He lingers in the shadows and randomly jumps out trying to get a response.
by Iamboundless October 5, 2017

A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.
by Josh Coiner October 16, 2008

someone who jumps young women and slathers thier vagina in butter in order to steal thier wallet out of it.
suzie is walking down the street.... suddenly someone butterjumps her! thus knocking her down and pulling her pants down to get to her vagina.
Then she screams "Oh no! hes a butter jumper!!! i hope there arent any more Butter Jumpers!!!" :O
Then she screams "Oh no! hes a butter jumper!!! i hope there arent any more Butter Jumpers!!!" :O
by numba1buttajumpa June 5, 2011
