cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

juggling porcupines

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.

Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.

by Kuznit July 30, 2024

Spunk Juggling

the act of a male cumming inside of a woman's mouth and her and another female make out thus juggling the spunk inside both of their mouths.

" I came in this Chinese chicks mouth and then she started spunk juggling with a random chick on the side of the road".

by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019

juggling

When you side with one person in a conversation.

Dude one: "Im good at basketball , you ass!"
Dude two (JUGGLER): "Yuh dawg you trash!"
Dude three: "Stop meat riding that nigga!"

yo ass juggling dawg
commonly used in atl so we say yo ass juggling twin

by annonmyguy June 12, 2021

Juggling the Boys

Playing with your balls.

I’m going to be fifteen minutes late, I was juggling the boys.

by DatRoon May 22, 2021

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

Juggling

When several people sit down to smoke and each person brings their own strain and piece to be passed around.

"To what'd you guys all bring for a little juggling?"
Jimmy: I got some dank Girl Scout cookie in this joint
Breck: I got a bowl of og berry
Larry: I brought my bong with some purp

by DontShootMe34 December 4, 2015