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Josiah is a hot loving man, and loves sports and family. If you know a Josiah don’t let him slip away. Samantha is a sexy woman. She has so many friends, and sticks up for everyone. She is so kind, but she is so hard on herself. Together they are the best couple ever.
Hey, did you see Josiah and Samantha today they had a connection out of this world!

Josiah and Samantha were meant to be!
by Mammatha May 15, 2018
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ugly and unneat person also is black
he is josiah
by chezcak January 26, 2019
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Fucking fatass looks like a fish and a raccoon
You look like a elephant and a raccoon had sex
Fatass=Josiah
by Holden Werner October 29, 2019
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Man Josiah's a bitch
by Your boy Kayden January 31, 2020
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A retarted kid most likely to be a freshman. The dumbest most annoying mother f-er you will ever meet. He always dick rides the popular kid in the group and when he comes around all the girls leave. Tends to pull a lot of black girls but that’s the only good thing about him.
by 24k murks February 27, 2020
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He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.
Josiah Palacios is a bigger unit than Howard.
by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020
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