Maggot 1:"Dude this is a sic concert"
Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"
Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"
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A fat white boy who wears gay glasses and walks around saying he's "biosexual". Or more commonly known as, the faggot.
by S4m4nth4 March 7, 2017
Get the Jordass mug.A dreadful creature that burries dwwp down in the earth. It can handle temperatures above 200ºC, but it is extremely afraid of light. It is also known as 'jorgen'/'jørgen'. Though never seen in real life, it does give some sign of life through the forums of hardware.no. You should only use the word when the word 'arve' is not showing the degree of disgust to the full extent.
by übalord ! September 8, 2004
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Girl one: my boyfriend dumped me last night!
Girl two: haha sucker!
Girl one: wow, you're such a Jordii!
Girl two: haha sucker!
Girl one: wow, you're such a Jordii!
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Get the Jordinn mug.American Idol's way of showing they're not racist by allowing an underachieving contestant win their show, only because she is black. Another thing, the lyrics of her songs do NOT fit her appearance whatsoever.
American Idol and record producers think America is going to realistically believe that a girl that looks like her is EVER going to turn down, let alone be with the guy in her "tattoo" video. No one is not buying it, and obviously no one is buying her music because her debut CD peaked at number 10 on the charts and sold a whopping 892,000 CDS. More CD's than I will ever sell. But then again, I didn't "win" American Idol.
Not only does the music industry push her because of her skin color. Her vocal range is as flat as Paris Hilton in the song "No Air."
I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand her as long as the 15 minutes she is around for. I do wish her all the success in the world and I'm totally glad she won American Idol and all, but she just doesn't cut it for me.
Only thing going for her is she is the daughter of an ex-New York Giants player back in their shitty days in the mid-late 90's
American Idol and record producers think America is going to realistically believe that a girl that looks like her is EVER going to turn down, let alone be with the guy in her "tattoo" video. No one is not buying it, and obviously no one is buying her music because her debut CD peaked at number 10 on the charts and sold a whopping 892,000 CDS. More CD's than I will ever sell. But then again, I didn't "win" American Idol.
Not only does the music industry push her because of her skin color. Her vocal range is as flat as Paris Hilton in the song "No Air."
I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand her as long as the 15 minutes she is around for. I do wish her all the success in the world and I'm totally glad she won American Idol and all, but she just doesn't cut it for me.
Only thing going for her is she is the daughter of an ex-New York Giants player back in their shitty days in the mid-late 90's
Even though I'm not shallow. I know the difference between Carrie Underwood and the 6 foot juggernaut Jordin Sparks telling me I have to take "One Step At a time" to be with her.
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