A ugly ass nigga that smells like shit
by Dreadheadkayla February 19, 2025
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A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.
Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.
Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
by Dienewk January 25, 2026
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"are you serious?" in a positive way
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
+Nos ha tocado la lotería
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
by Nakal420 April 26, 2017
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Get the docator jodan mug.The moment you think you have come up with a great idea to solve a problem, this idea actually ruins everything.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.
The moment somebody believes he/she can put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is a "Joakim" moment
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Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.
The moment somebody comes up an idea to put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is considered A "Joakim" Moment
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