My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.
by Tedro357 April 20, 2009
by Joshua Ashing April 29, 2010
"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"
(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."
(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."
by Mangoe's January 17, 2009
Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.
by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010
(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.
by keyshaw May 05, 2004
Ants found throughout the homosexual parks of Queensland, Australia. The large size of the ants is primarily attributed to the extra protein they receive from ingesting sperm (Jizz). The ants often congregate in the public toilets within the parks due to the abundance of Jizz often spilt of the ground during certain homosexual acts.
by Gould Adams February 16, 2011
The awkward moments post fuck between bed and bathroom where a girl must contain her lovers baby batter caged within her box, in order to avoid a trail of cum being left like that of Hansel and Gretels breadcrumb path home. This is usually carried out in the manner of one who's knees have been sewn together, with the lower leg replicating the motions of a set of fast moving bicycle pedals, and therefore killing even the last smidgen of post cum face attraction dead.
"Oh, I nearly got caught short on that jizz walk"
"I near slid on my arse during a jizz walk once"
"Don't laugh at me doing the Jizz walk"
"Love there's some tissues there - fuck the jizz walk!"
"I near slid on my arse during a jizz walk once"
"Don't laugh at me doing the Jizz walk"
"Love there's some tissues there - fuck the jizz walk!"
by imaffit November 27, 2009