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Jennifer

Somebody who is really hot and thicc.
Wow that person is a real Jennifer!
by DoctorFeelgood68W April 5, 2018
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Jennifer Wilbanks

-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"
Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!
by LoganLesnarMarvel June 11, 2006
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Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

When you are a fairly attractive person but you can't seem to maintain a relationship regardless of how attractive you are.
SUE: My boyfriend broke up with me. I thought we had a great relationship. I don't understand why I can't manage to stay in a good relationship.

LORI: Girl...you got Jennifer Aniston Syndrome.
by not4uboy August 20, 2010
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jeniffer

The name for the cutest, most amazing girl in the world. She loves eating vegetables and fruits, and decides to be "part-time vegetarian." She gets mad when people call her pretty, but her boyfriend doesn't care because he thinks she's beautiful. She spends more time helping others doing community service, than she helps herself. Her boyfriend like its that she gets cold easily because it gives him an excuse to hug her.
Happy eighth month, Jeniffer!
by paul rock cho December 22, 2008
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Jennifer chomp

something that starts off a good night or a party, and gets your friends crazy
JENNIFER CHOMP! JENNIFER CHOMP!”

Everyone: “AYYY LETS PARTAAA”
by C44444 October 7, 2018
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Jenniferd

Jenniferd (Jen ni ferd) v. 1. to screw-over effortlessly, preferably by the most ironic means possible.
Last night I got totally jenniferd as I watched my wife eat half a bowl of humus after spending the last seven years trying to get her to try some of that "weird cheese."
by ChasChasm July 2, 2019
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Jennifer

Jennifer is loyal to the bone. Would do anything for a friend she has allowed into her very small, sacred, circle of trust. Once youve received her friendship in return youll find the best most loyal true friend one could ever have.
Jennifer
by Eshaaaaaaaaa September 3, 2020
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