Jedi Academy

A game created by Lucas Arts in 2003. This game continuates Jedi Outcast but in this one you are a newb Jedi apprentice who either goes good or evil. Although some levels are a bitch and some are fun as hell. It is a Quake 3 engined game which is sexy. In the game you face all sorts of challenges as well as choices such as lightsaber, weapons, and darkside/lightside powers. Your Kyle Katarns apprentice whom has another apprentice named Rosh Penin who is the worst Star Wars character whom is next to Jar-Jar. When you get to the end of the game you can kill Rosh or not. (I prefer to kill the little fucker for the sake of being me) Then you go to Korribann to fight Tavion from JKO whom is trying to ressurect Marka Ragnos. Basicly thats it now. On to Multiplayer... there is much choice between FFA or TFFA or my favorite: RPG. Oh yes readers, RPG. RPG that makes it fun for us all I say, you basicly have no First through 27th U.S. Constitutional Amendment Rights. It is basicly controlled by Europeans who envy America and insult it for supplying it with billions of American tax payers money. Back to RPG. You have to work your way up from the bottom and if you miss a rule servers such as Zone will ban you for 2 days or more. Best way to avoid this head on Fuck-You-Sideways condition is that you never play a Jedi Academy RPG game. Do something contructive like play Call of Duty.
Kid:Hey wanna play Jedi Academy bro?

Dude: Uhh... I'd rather play WoW.
by Dean Winchester May 26, 2007
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jedi

1.a powerful bean of substancial importane.
2.sahara
Sahara is a dessert of many jedis'
by jedispoon23 April 11, 2008
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Jedi-Stick

Another name for the jedi's lightsaber. It came to me one day while walking down the highway with my lightsaber and I forgot what it was called, so out of my mouth came "jedi-stick"
Hey Brooke let's have ourselves a jedi-stick fight!
Jedi-stick! Brilliant
*pshooom* :ingages in lightsaber battle while walking odwn the highway:

by Emily10010011001 December 18, 2005
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dick jedi

Someone who has a luminous condom and sword fights profusely with his brother or any other close family. Once finished you will gain all the knowledge of the Jedi and the force with excrete from your peepee
Shit bro I feel it I’m now a dick Jedi and one with the force
by Lilpaste6969420 November 28, 2019
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jedi arts

The arts of the Jedi, usually involving lightsaber combat
You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!
by Memester David April 18, 2017
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jedi breskvice

jedi breskvice is a blakan slang used me and my friend. It means: Life is short, you just keep eating peaches.
person 1: Život je kratak bralee al ti samo jedi breskvice.
person 2: Adila, this is such a good advice, I will.
by How yoz doin November 08, 2021
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jedi chillen

Chillen to the point where you are so chill that you are the illest of the chillest. People who jedi chill usually have no life what so ever
Dude, he's been jedi chillen all week. He's like a vegetable now.
by jeffreydahmer May 17, 2009
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