Justin Bieber

A 16 year old who still sounds like he's 6. All in all, he's not a bad person, but every man alive seems to hate him.

Girl: "Ooh, Justin Bieber song! It's not too bad."
Boy: -obviously jealous he's stealing his girlfriend- "He's such a FAGGOT which no talent.

by loovelyy. June 25, 2010

justin bieber

the gayest fifteen year old homo ive ever seen. he sounds like a seven year old girl. the only reason girls like him is because he sings about things that girls want from a guy, most of which wont happen. these girls are crazy for liking him or even thinking they could ever be with him. hes gay first of all so it wont happen any girl in her right mind would not have sex with him. hes the poster child for bad singing. oh yeah, and just beiber, stop saying shorty, your five three and nearly sixteen years old. the only thing shorter than you is your one inch penis.

you look like justin bieber

noooo!

by suckit76 March 23, 2010

Justin Bieber

a kid whose balls haven't dropped yet. he sucks at singing and is so ugly. his only fans are 5 year olds and older girls who have the worst taste in music.

Girl 1: oh my goodness! have u seen justin bieber? he is soooo hot!

Girl 2: are u kidding me?!? he is such a faggot!

by Allota Warmheart April 1, 2010

Justin Bieber

The combination of a Keebler Elf, a Barbie doll, and Paul McCartney. A pop singer that was birthed straight out of the ass of Canada, which dropped this little shit in America. He contains an illness which gives him the illusion that he's Michael Jackson by generically copying Michael's whole career. An epic fail, who's loved by some, and hated by all.

Interviewer: Hey, Justin, what are some of your favorite songs off of your albums? I heard you have some amazing songs, and they're classic.

Justin Bieber: Uh..."Billie Jean", "Thriller", "Beat It", and...

Interviewer: Uh, that's music from King of Pop!

Justin Bieber: I am the King of Pop, bitch! (Well, I'm not but I have to make my fans believe that I am, so they can be on my nuts, claiming I'm the next Michael Jackson.)"

by IexposedU May 22, 2011

justin bieber

Everybody's verbal punching bag. The antithesis of chuck norris.

Justin Bieber takes a lot of crap, stop making fun of her.

by alskdjfhgzmxncbv September 27, 2010

Justin Bieber

Disgrace to Canada and Music. Will hopefully be forgotten about in 2011. Has no talent. Greedy corporations use him as a boy toy for girls around the age of 8-13 to get rich.

Justin Bieber sucks

by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010

justin bieber

an over-achieving little prick that has no talent whatsoever.
he's-err she-I DONT KNOW, i will just call it justin bieber.
justin bieber sings his version of rap and pop music, gets slutty girls to follow him, paid usher to talk to him, and some other bullshit.

hey look, its a girl! and a ugly one at the least.

no, its just justin bieber.

by whatsfordinner62 May 16, 2010