Jessica

A stupid fat bitch who neglects her kids

Oh look Jessica being a dumb fat bitch like always

by Excusemewtf July 9, 2019

Jessica

A bitch that tells you what to do as you are currently doing it

This bitch is being a Jessica

by ass licker 679 May 31, 2016

Jessica

A backstabbing hoe that will insult everyone around her. She will beat someone down until they have nothing left inside them and when you tell her how you feel she’ll apologize. she only cares when she hurts you. don’t trust a jessica

girl: Hi jessica!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!

by the.truthful.hoe November 10, 2019

Jessica

A dumb ass bitch who always wants to hit your juul. She’ll give you herpes. She’ll drain your pod in an instant. Never let her near your juul.

Jessica: Hey lemme hit your juul.

Everyone: No Jessica get your herpes ass outta here.

by getthefuckback March 19, 2019

Jessica

A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.

"Hey Jessica! Your a slut!"

Jessica: " Yes I am. I'm your SLUT"

by Just Rusty February 26, 2019

Jessica

A girl who is very beautiful, but wont stop hurting you with nasty comments.

Damn, Jessica is hot, but she's such an asshole.

by Joshiscool69420 January 26, 2022

Jessica

A girl who lights lots of stuff on fire. She's hot and beautiful but when you get on her nerves, you better watch out. She's a firecracker. Sweet, and smiley until you push her buttons. She is very intelligent, and often very horny. If you want her, tell her. She'll eat you up. Literally.

Jessica smiled sweetly at the girl across the room and pulled the trigger.

by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022