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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020
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Jalapeno Popper

To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first
I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire
by moochzigg March 11, 2020
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jalapeno pussy popper

when you eat a jalapeno pussy popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.
(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.
by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020
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Jalapeno Sunrise

It is the name given to the hot spicy penis when pulled out of sexual partner's anus, who has had mexican food that day.
"What the hell man...why didnt you tell me you had a burrito for dinner...I'm having a fucking Jalapeno Sunrise"
by Basajaun08 January 22, 2021
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Jalapenis

When your dick just has had sex way to many times and it’s starting to bleed
For the last few days I’ve been having sex and it’s starting to Jalapenis
by Propgonda April 10, 2021
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jalapeño ankle

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire
1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser
by Mii Simp February 19, 2021
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