A way to say you have a phone to show off in front of your friends, even though is isn't as good as a phone.
by IceWolff September 10, 2017
One of the greatest phenomenons to ever rock the planet, and equally the greatest piece of crap known to man.
A device to make you look like a young hip member of Gen-Y, while also making your wallet substantially thin.
A device to make you look like a young hip member of Gen-Y, while also making your wallet substantially thin.
dude 1: "hey man i got this cool ipod - im sooo gonna get laid tonight."
dude 2: "but how will you afford a hooker just after wasting all your cash on that ipod?"
dude 2: "but how will you afford a hooker just after wasting all your cash on that ipod?"
by jim_bob_the_great September 11, 2009
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My 2-year-old iPod just died the other day, and those 8 gig Nanos are a rip-off, so now I'm looking at blowing around $300 on a new one.
by AxlRose721 March 20, 2009
crystal: jay will you go on a date with me?
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
by yhc421 September 01, 2010
by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009
1. A small tool used by 4-year university students, democrats, and anyone owning a blog to play music, to fuel their madness with green day.
2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling.
3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment.
4. Something white people buy.
2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling.
3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment.
4. Something white people buy.
by Usless Definitions September 30, 2005