iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute

Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!

by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009

ipod

a player

crystal: jay will you go on a date with me?
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!

by yhc421 September 1, 2010

iPod

A $300 convenience charge on music

My 2-year-old iPod just died the other day, and those 8 gig Nanos are a rip-off, so now I'm looking at blowing around $300 on a new one.

by AxlRose721 March 20, 2009

iPod

MP3 player you can play Africa - Toto on

Me: I love the iPod

by TOOLAZY4U October 8, 2018

iPod

A way to say you have a phone to show off in front of your friends, even though is isn't as good as a phone.

"YO! I got an iPhone!" Says child 1
"That is an iPod you piece of crap" says child 2

by IceWolff October 7, 2017

iPod

a more modern MP3 player that is made by apple, however, over the years has become irrelevant with the invention of the iPhone which is a combination of the iPod and a phone, a more convenient and useful piece of technology

If you are under the age of 75, you should not have an iPod anymore.

by guacamolelover February 9, 2017

ipod

1. A small tool used by 4-year university students, democrats, and anyone owning a blog to play music, to fuel their madness with green day.

2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling.

3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment.

4. Something white people buy.

"Hey Bob-izzle! Have you seen my ipod, i can't write in my webjournal without it."

by Usless Definitions June 11, 2006