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iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute
Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!
by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009
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iPod

a more modern MP3 player that is made by apple, however, over the years has become irrelevant with the invention of the iPhone which is a combination of the iPod and a phone, a more convenient and useful piece of technology
If you are under the age of 75, you should not have an iPod anymore.
by guacamolelover February 9, 2017
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod

Me: I love the iPod
by TOOLAZY4U October 8, 2018
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iPod

One of the greatest phenomenons to ever rock the planet, and equally the greatest piece of crap known to man.

A device to make you look like a young hip member of Gen-Y, while also making your wallet substantially thin.
dude 1: "hey man i got this cool ipod - im sooo gonna get laid tonight."

dude 2: "but how will you afford a hooker just after wasting all your cash on that ipod?"
by jim_bob_the_great September 11, 2009
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod

A way to say you have a phone to show off in front of your friends, even though is isn't as good as a phone.
"YO! I got an iPhone!" Says child 1
"That is an iPod you piece of crap" says child 2
by IceWolff October 7, 2017
mugGet the iPodmug.

ipod

crystal: jay will you go on a date with me?
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
by yhc421 September 1, 2010
mugGet the ipodmug.

ipod

1. A small tool used by 4-year university students, democrats, and anyone owning a blog to play music, to fuel their madness with green day.

2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling.

3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment.

4. Something white people buy.
"Hey Bob-izzle! Have you seen my ipod, i can't write in my webjournal without it."
by Usless Definitions June 11, 2006
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