iowa twinkie 

The sexual act when a man rams his penis into another man"s penis through the urethra, and ejaculating inside, creating what would resemble a twinkie.

Paul: Did you here Adam gave Daniel an Iowa Twinkie?

Zack: Yeah man, he told me. Said he was pissing cum for at least two minutes!

iowa twinkie by PP Mann February 11, 2019

Iowa Lizard Lots

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

Iowa Lizard Lots by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

Iowa City 

A place that is not as good/cool as Ames, Iowa.

Iowa City Resident: "Hey man, Hawkeyes rule! We have such a coooool football team!"

Ames Resident: I give no fuck. Ames is a fucking amazing town with a great education system. Get the fuck out of here with this Iowa City shit.

Iowa City by ISUFTW August 23, 2011

Iowa Nice 

Kinda how all Canadians are nice. Not all but many people from Iowa are kind hearted and will treat you like a best friend even if they just met you.

Those guys are always fighting, they need some Iowa nice

Iowa Nice by IAHAWK June 23, 2017

Iowa Hawkeyes 

When in class, restaurant, shopping, whatever your doing and you spot out the thong stickin' out.

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, we got Iowa Hawkeyes in the second row. Over."

Iowa Hawkeyes by NJP23 January 11, 2012

iowa dc 

a male individual who owes a female individual dollars
and cents.

In court, judges are usually more lenient with perpetrators
who confess "iowa dc." They refer the aforementioned
perp to an economist so he may gain knowledge on how
to manage dollars and cents.

iowa dc by Mayuura December 3, 2007

Iowa Slingshot 

During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.

Last night i gave that bitch the Iowa Slingshot

Iowa Slingshot by SK61688 December 9, 2008