Insta Friends

Becoming friends instantly because of some event.

Lana is not going to become insta friends with her Dad, who was never in her life, just because he gave her a credit card.

by MACbihh April 3, 2009

Insta-Kiddos

Marrying or dating a man/woman who already has many kids.

I sure don't know why he's dating her...who'd wanna marry into all those Insta-Kiddos??

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Insta peeping Tom

Someone that follows you on Instagram, checks your story as soon as it is posted but never likes, comments on your posts and seldom if ever posts themselves.

That Jake is a real Insta peeping Tom, he is always on there looking at my story, but never does anything himself.

by Found Identity March 12, 2018

Insta-Friends

When a person, not having real friend's make's them up. ie imaginary

Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.

by Fitz Bailey January 26, 2007

insta-stink

When any person rips a fart in front of a fan (rotating preferred) while an unexpecting person in the room with you gets to enjoy that sweet sweet anal vapour, hence insta-stink cause it instantly stinks.

While laying in bed with our fan blowing on us I ripped a rather large fart and the insta-stink went up my girlfriend's nose. Who needs the old fashoned dutch oven when you can use this perfect odour enhancer.

by Devon & Susan June 18, 2006

insta famous

Everyone wishes to be instagram famous. are you even a typical white girl who pretends she’s tumblr if you don’t?? who wouldn’t want to sit behind a screen only posting the best aspects of ur life pretending you have ur shiz together!?!? then to have thousands of people with they were you when in reality your a hot mess!!

“when i grow up daddy, i want to be insta famous!!”

by lovethis4me September 12, 2018

insta-rape

like ramen, but more rape.

Dude, why did she post that sketchy pic on facebook? It's like opening a jar of insta-rape.

by shoopadoop July 7, 2011