Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.

Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate

by Paynfulone July 30, 2009

illiteration

the use of illiteracy and general lack of knowledge of the english language to embarass oneself.

"I don't have a car. Your going to half to take me their."
"That was a horrifying display of illiteration. I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight."

by Pancho Industries, LLC May 4, 2006

Illiteracey

N. A common disease where people cannot spell and or use correct grammer.
Root word: Illiterate

Illiteracey is vast throughout the populous.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

illiterate

Being unable to read or write

Almost 999.99% of people on the internet are illiterate

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007

ILLITERATABLE

sometimes illiterate just isn't enough to descibe the record-low IQ of one of your fellow friends. Illiteratable was developed for this reason and adds a little extra kick to the overly-used blan illiterate.

BAM!!! You aren't illiterate, you are ILLITERATABLE!...congratulations DUMBASS!!!

by Patrick V. September 6, 2008

Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

hair-illiterate

not knowing how to do your hair

sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!

by amanda April 1, 2004