Interview

Something between one's eyes

A mosquito bit me in the interview

by Journas October 12, 2003

Divine Intervention

The only effective way of killing a paladin.

*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin?

*Horde 2* Uh...

*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa

by mr nibbles December 22, 2006

gangbang interview

When someone is invited onsite to interview for a company for a full day of interviews.
The interviews usually start at 8 or 9am in the morning and last till 5pm, including a lunch.
During this time you are interviewed by one person per hour, sometimes two people in the same hour.
After the ordeal it feels like you have been gangbanged, or mentally raped.

"Damn, I just got through this gangbang interview with MicroSloth"
"How many assholes did you see?"

by MasQ-rader May 22, 2013

Intervention on A&E

The show Intervention on A&E is a great show to watch while you get high. To be an addict on that show would be the equivalent of being on that douchebag, grave-robber Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd. These addicts think they're doing a documentary about their drug use, and on the last day of the "documentary", usually after they do a big shot of china white, or smoke an ungodly amount of meth, they show up to the interview only to be surprised by their friends and family reading poorly wriiten letters about how "your drug use has affected me in the following ways"(almost always in those exact words). Then they go on to make em go to a ridiculously Hollywood-esque rehab facility where most of em leave after a few weeks or so and continue on the same path they were on before they were tricked into going to rehab in the first place. For the hardcore junkie, interventions lead to feelings of betrayal and humiliation and a total loss of trust. Then, with nobody left who shows these addicts any respect,they spiral into a life of crime which leads to a stiff prison sentence, and all the sudden that "rock bottom" everyone always talks about comes way too fast and hard, and the only thing left to do is the biggest shot that anyones ever done, and drift off to permanent sleep.

If my family ever tricked me into an Intervention on A&E, I can guaranfuckintee the FCC wouldnt air that episode. I would make sure Jeff VanVonderen and Candy Finnigan,(the 2 interventionists), were being scraped off the floor by my back-stabbing, spineless "friends and family." Then I'd sell their organs on the black market for heroin money.

by SpoonandaNeedle December 30, 2011

Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011

inert

Your balls become inert when you get the aching and sore feeling after they have been hit or after you have had a session of intense masturbation.

"Dude, I was jerking off to Stacy's mom 15 minutes ago and now my balls are inert!"

by speckd December 11, 2007

intervestite

(in-tur-vess-tite) noun - a person on the internet who poses to be of the opposite sex that they actually are.

Johnny Twobags - Hey man, how did that date go with the internet chick?

Mr. Dopey - Oh man, terrible, total intervestite. Turned out she was a 40 year old fat guy named Carl

Johnny Twobags - Shitty.

by Lonus the Terror December 14, 2008