booth gnomes

(n.) Mythical creatures meant to scare and /or confuse new movie theater employees.

As an usher walks down a dark hallway to start up a projector, an experienced employee will shout, "Watch out for booth gnomes!"

by muse_ick August 24, 2006

Confession Booth

Where people go to apologize for their sins, like calling their younger sibling a Ploopy, or just use it as a place to take a shit.

Beavis and Butthead entered the confession booth and pretended to be the reverend.

by JeffyFanatic5000 July 11, 2021

john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

The John Wilkes Booth

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

Pennsylvania Toll Booth

As you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass.

Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today?
Guy 2: Nah but I got it covered. I am going to Pennsylvania Toll Booth which is free and a great way to save money.

by William has a mighty big Pen April 4, 2017

Fat Booth Face

Someone who in real life actually has a face that looks as if it had been fat booth-ed.

Guy 1 - You See that guy over there bro?

Guy 2 - Yeah, he's got a Fat Booth Face!

by imgarrett June 21, 2011