shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

Get out my hoaching face

When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly

when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"

by Riverkun December 5, 2017

Say it to my face :)

Wow honey you said you didn’t like me behind my back good for you! 🥳 🏅

If you don’t like me say it to my face :)

by Your dick stank1234 April 6, 2020

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023

literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀

dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face

by user826492017464783829274 November 5, 2023