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ipodophilia

An over zealous love of all things related to the ipod, a fetish for ipods and ipod paraphernalia. See ipodophile, someone with ipodophilia.
John's ipodophilia will take over his life and leave him bankrupt.
by Stephen of the Marshes June 22, 2006
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iPod Ears

When something someone said is misheard because one's hearing has been damaged by excessive iPod usage on high volume. Often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.
Man, I asked Ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought I said "make-out," that chicks got iPod ears...
by Mr.Cheesy June 14, 2007
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iPod Shuffle

1. The iPod Shuffle is effectively the little brother of the iPod. (Correction - The iPod mini is the little genious brother of the iPod, and the iPod Shuffle is the mentally disabled brother that is left in the closet when company comes over.)

2. The iPod Shuffle is the brain-child of Apple's brilliant marketing team. In the case of the iPod and iPod mini, I would argue that they are remarkable, worth-while, devices sought by the collective techno-savvy social culture, not simply social status knick-knacks. However, Apple's marketing team has pulled off pushing a device that blindly leads the user into a statistical fruit-salad of songs under the GENIOUS motto of "Life is Random".

3. To reitterate,
A - the iPod Shuffle, however less expensive, is a waste of your hard earned cash and has been linked to mass outbreaks of trichotillomania.

B - Apple's marketing team is outstanding and if I were going to finance and advertise a war, I would contract these people.

C - If you want an iPod so badly, pay the extra 50 bucks for a 4Gb iPod mini. You won't regret it.
Life is random, so why shouldn't my iPod Shuffle playlist be?
I can play songs on my iPod Shuffle.
Wow, I would love to have an iPod Shuffle!
by Aaron Silber May 26, 2005
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fuck you ipod

phrase used by those who wish to condemn the feelings of anger and frustration brought on by their ipod and ipod software
"This software is so frustrating and I dont know what the hell Quicktime is. Fuck you Ipod"
by TheWood17 May 13, 2005
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Ipod Touch

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.
Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""
by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009
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iPod Nazi

someone who hogs the iPod, not allowing anyone else to choose the music playing.
"Man! I don't want to listen to any more Zeppelin! Stop being such an iPod Nazi!"
by jekyll&hyde April 10, 2009
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iPod

A)A topic on Urban Dictionary that people use to complain how much they hate iPods so fucking much, yet they waste their time not writing what it really is.
B)A portable device used to listen to music. It's lightwieght, and small enough to carry in your pocket. It comes in a variety of colors. You can charge it up from your computer, or buy cord to charge it up in your car.
A)Annoying Person:OMFG, I fucking HATE iPods!!! They're such a waste of tyme and space!!!>:(
by TanikaC.S. April 20, 2007
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