A pseudo-intellectual is someone who is too stupid to realize they are a pseudo-intellectual. This person is well armed with defense mechanisms, is extremely caustic and passive aggressive in the interest of protecting and preserving their delusions of grandeur.
conscience: Wow... I'm reading all these definitions of pseudo-intellect and my personality completely matches their descriptions... Must boost self-esteem and let the world know how intellectual I am. I know! I'll create a pseudonym called kookoodumdum and exploit my shattered ego! There. I'm a pseudo-pseudo-intellectual. I rule.
by kookoodumdum September 3, 2009
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Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.
Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style
Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.
Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style
Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
by TrippedEffingB January 25, 2011
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A combination between "interjection" and "erection"
A combination between "interjection" and "erection"
Too many people are getting into a car, so some have to sit on laps. Attractive Girl sits on Guy's lap, Guy gets a boner
Girl: "Oh..!"
Guy: *cough* "Um, pardon my interection."
Girl: "Oh..!"
Guy: *cough* "Um, pardon my interection."
by vonvague December 31, 2010
Get the Interection mug.1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.
2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.
3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.
4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.
5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.
6. A politician.
7. A party pooper.
2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.
3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.
4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.
5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.
6. A politician.
7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?
Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
by Hcet Ainigriv April 17, 2009
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jennifer lopez: hey did that dick just make fun of your example for a word on urban dictionary because its so redundant?
me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual
me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual
by NXN March 27, 2011
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Get the Interjective mug.1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012
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