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Intelligent

Someone very skilled in the art of not being a complete retard.
Judge: Your word is, Intelligent
Contender: Intelligent.. I.. n.. t.. a-
Judge: Wrong, now the same question for anyone is isn't a complete retard
by PloughDough March 31, 2009
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psuedo-intellectuals

Ignorant bastards. Individuals who are gifted with a large vocabulary and quick wit, and use it to other's expenses. Often very sarcastic, and thrive on making fun of those they view as different or slow-witted. Also incredibly critical and judgemental, these individuals believe everything that is not them is stupid and moronical. Anything deemed as immature or stupid is subject to their quick, aggressive tongue.

I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.
Evanston Township Highschool, Evanston, IL. A place full of psuedo-intellectuals. (My school)
by moss|punk December 9, 2008
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Intellectual Masturbation

speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.

John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."

Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
by Harrisburg Dairies December 23, 2011
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intelegence

How retards spell 'intelligence'.

See also: intellegence.
muh intelegence IQ is 35!!!111!!!!111111~
by CaptainObvious032 August 15, 2010
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Intellectual Bullying

A highly intelligent person who uses his/her intellect in a nasty superior manner.
Also.. someone who posts Urban Legends and false newsmyths on line to prey on the gullibility of others.
Intellectual bullying

By posting Urban Legends and false news articles on social media, the intellectual bully gets great pleasure in doing this ad nauseaum.
by xxwakzz May 1, 2016
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intellectually constipated

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.
Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .
by Anton Doos May 3, 2016
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Australian Intellectual

A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.
Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.
by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008
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