instant death

sneeze and fart at the same time (true)

if i would not have locked my ass when i had to sneeze and fart at the same time it would have been instant death for me baby

by steelraggae January 8, 2006

Instant Replay

When someone says something extremely retarded or stupid, so much so that calling them slow just won't suffice.

Damn did you just here what the fuck Jill just said, that bitch is a instant replay...

by Word$Worth August 10, 2010

Instant Ramen

Instant ramen refers the Japanese pussy that is warm and soft like ramen. 1. Chicken flavored pussy a small Japanese woman with small and thin legs 2. Beef flavored pussy a strong hulking Japanese women who prefers to be Dom 3. Shrimp flavored pussy the quirky Japanese girl who you want nothing to do with

“Man Tom Suki has shrimp instant ramen get em tigger”.

by Canned ice tea March 21, 2020

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

Instant Listener

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.

Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!

Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?

Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!

Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...

by Nick Corn February 24, 2009

instant-shrink

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

instant lazy rush

When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.

yo man i just had an instant lazy rush

by i get beat by my parents September 19, 2018