cousin humper

an idiot, originates from sybermoms.

That woman was a cousin humper for smacking her kid in the face

by snoop dog March 1, 2005

humper sticker

a tattoo just above the butt on a woman.

I thought she was very classy, then she bent over and I saw her humper sticker

by desertironwood January 19, 2009

Stump Humper

Nickname for a electrical lineman

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

by john smith=unkown name February 5, 2009

Wall-humper

Someone who humps walls

Lil Kurt is a wall-humper.

by Shawn B. May 6, 2003

humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

Seat humper

a derogatory term for a bike rider

there's skaters, fruit-booters, andthen there's seat humpers

by Darkk January 4, 2009

Heavy Humper

One who fornicates with overweight people.

"Look at Matt talking to that fattie, I always knew he was a heavy humper!"

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009