desertironwood's definitions

humper sticker

a tattoo just above the butt on a woman.

I thought she was very classy, then she bent over and I saw her humper sticker

by desertironwood January 19, 2009

Three b's

Backrub, blowjob, breakfast in bed.

Honey you can have anything you want. I want the three b's

by desertironwood January 19, 2009

Caucexican

A second or third generation latin american that looks as though he meets the stereotypical mexican but upon discussion you find that he talks like a straight up white boy. You later find out he was disowned by the latin american community.

Crap, we need a translator...Robert your parents are from Mexico, can you do it? Nope, poor Garza is blackballed as a caucexican.

by desertironwood September 25, 2010