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Joke Human

Someone who is extremely loose, outrageous, silly, etc. every time they do anything whilst interacting with others in a social environment.

Also known as Juman (pronounced Jooman).
"Shake was such a Joke Human the other night when he swallowed a bottle cap."

"Those NFC boys over there are a bunch of Jumans."
by grannysam11 September 26, 2009
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Fine human specimen

This is way better than fine or hot. This is the ultimate compliment. If someone calls you this you are FINE AF. Its weird to say but in the long run its a good compliment.
Person1: damn that girl is hot
Person2: broo she got curves

Person3: she is a FINE human specimen
Person1 & 2: *concerned look at person3*
Person 2: true true
by Vroomvroom69 April 19, 2019
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A Ded Human #9582

A very sexy skeleton from discord
hi A Ded Human #9582 youre sexyxyxyxyxyxyxyxy omg xoxoxoxo lets go somewhere cool <3
by ADedhuman[very sexy] May 8, 2021
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when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl
Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
by NevenPL December 12, 2022
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human

A particularly noisy and destructive type of talking primate, having long since forgotten its place in the scheme of things, which is currently set about the task of permanently altering the biosphere of Earth in order to render it incapable of supporting life.

This talking primate alone suffers from a debilitating kind of self-reinforcing gullibility and delusion that results in an almost immovable self-importance and dualism. This condition causes humans to over-populate, over-consume and render their own environment uninhabitable.

It is theorised that humans, so afflicted, are attempting to self-soothe their collective unhappiness by committing mass suicide. Two such attempts are recorded in their recent history. Success in this effort would secure the place of humans in the category of "evolutionary cul-de-sac."

A small minority of humans exist in varying states of liberation from this delusional state. However, said minority is generally ignored by the larger civilization.
If you're annoyed by this definition, it's because you're a human.
by Zontar the Destructor February 27, 2004
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human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.
A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .
by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018
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Human Kike

One of the most popular insults of the strong and powerful hero, the Human Kite. Take into consideration that the joke works extremely well because of the hero being a Jew.
Cartman (The Coon): "Fuck you, Human Kike!"
Kyle (Human Kite): "Screw you, fat-ass."
by Straight Out the Rice Fields January 5, 2017
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