Stinky Hotdog

When a male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest while she puffs up her breasts, he then starts to titty fuck the poo-stained boobs until he ejaculates, thus resembling a hot dog with all of its fix-ens.

Guy A: So what'd you and Laura do last night after I left?
Guy B: Oh nothing, just watched T.V. and then made a stinky hotdog.
Guy A: .....You're a sick man.
Guy B: I think we still got some leftover, want some?

by KyockLee12345 July 27, 2010

my hotdog is burning

Often used to get out of awkward situations.

'Dude, do you wanna see this scar on my balls?'
'Brb my hotdog is burning'

by frott April 18, 2010

Chili Hotdog

When you take a laxative and sleeping pill in the same night then wake up the next morning and your rear is stuck to the bed

Oh man! I'm going to need some scissors to cut myself out of this chili Hotdog!

by playertwelve April 28, 2015

Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.

George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.

by Matt June 6, 2004

Hotdogging

(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:

The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.

1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."

2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

by UF-FL UPS February 4, 2010

Dirty Hotdog

1:A penis that has been thrown down a dirty Giner with diseases
2: Putting your penis into a girls giner after anal sex

Ryan pulled out his dirty hotdog from Abbie

by Suckameshoes January 19, 2007

Hotdog Salad

Licking the outer rim of an anus while an erect penis is inserted into the anus.

Dude! Last night during that threesome with those drunk college chicks, one of them went down for a Hotdog Salad while I was pumping the other one in the butt.

by illonenolli February 23, 2009