Hostility Host

An Airbnb host that requires guests to answer increasingly outlandish questions prior to allowing them to simply book a place to stay. Should a guest be able to book a place with one of these hosts, the host usually uses their spy cameras and listening devices to monitor the guest to ensure that none of their 4,000 house rules are broken. Hostility Hosts often only leave one roll of toilet paper for an entire week-long stay. When the guest finally checks out, the Hostility Host typically has a long list of chores that must be completed, including cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush.

Greg is a hostility host that uses his ring camera to watch his guests unload their cars just to make sure they don't sneak in any food that isn't on the list of pre-approved items.

by ChansenStone March 20, 2024

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Hosting a parade

Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail

We are hosting a parade at 7.

by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015

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n-host

acronym for never heard of such a thing.

i myself am not even sure how i came up with the acronym n-host.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2014

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Host Rage Quit

When the host of an online console game quits the game early because the game's developers attempted to remove host advantage and unintentionally nerfed the host ability to stay alive unless they camp. Most notably in the Call of Duty franchise.

"Early Host Rage Quit" = when a host quits and the new host selected then quits when they see that they have been chosen as new host, before play resumes.

Host Rage Quit - "I get so frustrated when I'm host on Black Ops 2, because I keep getting killed seemingly from nowhere, until I see the kill cam and the other player is right in front of me. Damn developer induced lag!! This is crap, I quit!!"

by Chuck1326 February 28, 2013

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