horizonite

a bible abusing closeminded bigot asshole, generally bred from the San Diego based highschool, Horizon. abusive, racist, sexist, overall inept for life outside the four years and four walls they are there.

that person screaming "God hates fags" is such a horizonite.

by horizon-surivivor August 22, 2011

Horizontally acceptable

A woman who is easy to fornicate with.

That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team.

by Clemmer April 21, 2006

Horizontal Tapdance

vrb. The act of making love.

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.

by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009

horizontal ladder

Social climbing via sex.

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."

by pasha sasa April 14, 2014

Horizontical

An Idiotic phrase from a parasite meaning not gay and flat

This is a horizontical line.

by Neutralice April 6, 2022

horizontal shuffle

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

by Kyle Huggins July 17, 2006

horizontal neck brace

Hold her throat until she looses conscious and it's like being with a dead corpse

I have her the horizontal neck brace last night.

by KatieFlaherty June 13, 2017