hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

texas hotplate

A texas hotplate is when you wrap a woman or man's chest in suran wrap. Then you simply squat down over it and shit.

Man #1: Your mom is a freak.
Man #2: Why
Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.

by Brandon Swindells June 21, 2006

hoop-la!

playing your local hispanic radio station at MAX volume w/ windows down, while driver and passenger act like idiots, 3rd or 4th person is not required, but highly recomended for maximum fun and pleasure! one person MUST have a bongo and play with the beat.

"Holy mackeral Batman, get that bongo!"
"Were doing the hoop-la?"
"OOOOHHHH yea! its prime time on La Raza!"
hoop-la hoop-la hoop-la!!!!!!!!!

by Batman & Robin March 6, 2008

hotplate

Item of cookware plugged by George Plimpton on The Simpsons

George Plimpton - And a hotplate!

by Lugs-o January 25, 2005

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008

Hooplah in the Pooplah

An informal greeting; another way of saying "hey, how are you?" or "hey how's it going?"

Jake: how's the hooplah in the pooplah?
John: pretty good, how about you?

by MediumBlock December 27, 2017

Hooflar

A word analogous to errouneous, nonsense, or false. Generally used in an exclamatory tone.

"3 times 2 equals 8"
"That is 100% Hooflar!"

by Tucker Pettis December 9, 2008