Hobby Lobby

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for Plan B the following morning.

"Could it be yours?"

"Yeah, I pulled a Hobby Lobby on her the morning after?"

by lawlkdghlaw September 4, 2014

hoob

Something that a n00b accidentally typed up when they were looking up something inappropiate.

God *********! That stupid n00b typed up hoob!

by 10823u4102r June 6, 2009

hoobys

to have a crush on someone, to like, to have suspicions about someone liking

u got hoobys for her ey?

by d March 29, 2004

Subjected Hobby

When you give your girlfriend something to do so she doesnt spend so much time trying to talk to you

Boyfriend: hey honey im back from shopping i just bought sims 3
Girlfriend: oh really ive never tried it
Boyfriend: here go ahead... (gives disc) -thinks: yes! it worked!
(Girlfriend disapears)
(Boyfriend at peace in living room watching southpark and star trek)

...Subjected Hobby

by Maverick Aegis November 29, 2010

HOOB

Anyone who is a HUGE fan of The Nightmare Before Christmas. HOOB= Henchmen of Oogie Boogie. Taken from the name kidnap sandy claws.

omg that girl is such a HOOB! with her Nightmare Before Christmas bag.

by waterworld1234 April 22, 2009

hooba joob

a girls naughty bits..aka pussy, cunt

He had his cock stuffed so far up my hooba joob.

by lacee September 27, 2007

hoob

1. acronym; Heckling Others Operating the Brewery

2. verb; to heckle another employee of a brewery from a secluded undisclosed location.

I was driving a pallet of kegs through the warehouse and got hoobed from the mezzanine.

by Dernon Moseley October 5, 2006