To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.
As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.
by chahuggy October 26, 2014
by Koala kid March 11, 2020
v. to casually beep or honk the horn of an automobile, usually practiced by men, while observing the fine badonkadonk or (usually large and/or round) derriere of a random woman or women on the street, whether they are walking, jogging, or standing. Not to be confused with ass-grabbing.
"Man, I donk-honked at this chick walkin' down Eastern Ave. She had a fine ass and I had to let her know that I noticed. She smiled back at me, too."
by CapitalsGains March 22, 2010
by E_rocker921 February 07, 2018
(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.
I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!
by the big dog July 13, 2006
by ewig June 27, 2003
by John Mertles August 22, 2012