holedex

just like a roledex, but for hoes.

that girl is such a slut, she's in the holedex for sure.

by amber arnold June 1, 2005

Hoedventure

The act of pursuing women for fornication.

Dude are you up for a hoedventure this weekend!

by chibivix April 6, 2010

hodad

A non-surfer or poser who pretends to surf, but is complete incapable of doing so.

Look at that hodad with at board there. He's going to hurt himself.

by anonymous April 5, 2004

blow-holed

When someone comes up to hug you or give you a kiss, and they accidentally blow snot from one nostril all over your face. in doing so the sound of a whale blowing water from it's blow-hole is made.

Our daughter went to give my wife a hug and accidentally sneezed and blew snot from one nostril all over one side of my wifes face.Without thinking I said "she blow-holed you."

by #hubbs January 24, 2010

hoddie

a sweatshirt with a hood on it.

Dude, nice hoddie, where'd you get that? The hood is so crunk.

by ryanmio July 31, 2007

hodeedo

To open a door for another.

"When I come walkin' in,hodeedo fo me,don't let it slam in my face,bro!!

by dee coe December 12, 2004

hodes

Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.
1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. A state of degeneration.
3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See: owned
4. A formidable adversary.

-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-This creamed corn looks like hodes.
-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.

(following some guy falling on his ass)
HODES!

by Joel C. February 19, 2004