by Speed617266/2!.!£.! December 19, 2013
Get the damon hayesmug. person: omg is that elliott hayes????
person 2: OMG HES SO HOT
your mom: heyy florence wanna meet up again tonight????
person 2: OMG HES SO HOT
your mom: heyy florence wanna meet up again tonight????
by hahahdhsjdelliott November 24, 2021
Get the elliott hayesmug. Hayes is the HOTTEST boy youll ever meet. The cutest couple is when a Hayes gets together with a Teagan
Teagan: omg I just got a boyfriend Samatha: Really? What’s his name
Teagan: Hayess
Samantha: that’s what I thought he’s HOT!
Teagan: you better back off my man
Teagan: Hayess
Samantha: that’s what I thought he’s HOT!
Teagan: you better back off my man
by Mynameisjoemama November 25, 2019
Get the Hayesmug. The act of going to the grocery store, emptying a milk carton then refilling it with your white liquid.
by Hicah November 3, 2022
Get the dirty hayesmug. A slim thicc sister that always knows how to werk it. She makes everyone’s days, and is loyal to her friends and family. She loves roblox and Grayson Dolan. She also is so funny that you will never want to stop talking. A Hayes is a QUEEEEEEN.
by kitten005 March 3, 2019
Get the Hayesmug. Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)
(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
by BikBoiCoq September 18, 2025
Get the Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)mug. by YoungPCH January 23, 2019
Get the strongest chilli in the world pikkie hayesmug.