double hawk

A synonym for awkward. This definition was a result of the stand-up comedy of Demetri Martin in which he drew a picture of a double hawk that said "I'm awkward." Because a bird with four wings would be awkward.

"It was double hawk today at lunch because Sam and I were talking about Beth and we turn around and she's sitting right there."

by Nick Laykey December 28, 2005

hammer hawking

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.

I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.

by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007

Hawke-tee

A wispy goatee and moustache combo, like the one sported by actor Ethan Hawke.

Dude, check out the Hawke-tee on that guy. 9 year old Arabs have more facial hair than him!

by ethanhawke November 2, 2008

Chin-Hawk

A strip of hair under the bottom lip that resembles a mohawk but on the chin. Also stimulates pleasure while giving oral sex to a female.

Teenager: Yo, look at that dudes chin-hawk!! Its kinda raw
Teacher: Yes I bet it would feel marvelous during some long wet oral stimulation
Teenager: O.o
Teacher: ... Please turn to page 5 of your American History workbook...

by VladamirSamDelacomo July 28, 2010

Eye Hawk

A person next to you who is eye fucking your phone, trying to read your texts.

Nephew was being an eye hawk all night. I think he knew I was texting his bitch.

by droe1021 May 20, 2019

Stall Hawk

The act of waiting outside of an occupied single stall bathroom door with the intention of swooping down to the toilet as soon as occupier is finished to drop anchor.

I was stall hawked by this dick yesterday while trying to take a leisurely shit.

by Thompy November 9, 2015

faux hawk

A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.

"There was a punk show tonight, but I didn't want to shave the sides of my head so I just made my hair into a fauxhawk."

by Haushinka November 24, 2003