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An extreme love and/or fetish for frogs.
That girl has a strange hattan fetish!
by anniehall October 17, 2008
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Mad Hatter

The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax.
Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"

Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."
by CMWin October 4, 2009
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Hatton Cross Blues

The horrible feeling when you leave your loved one before they board a flight at Heathrow. The knowing that your will be getting massive blue balls until they are back.
Why you sad bruce? - hatton cross blues mate .. wana just left from heathrow.
by Bruce Dorsett June 21, 2013
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Hattersley

council estate in manchester where all the wanna be roadmen hang out, listening to shit drill music, hanging outside maccies waiting to harass julie, sat in the car park on their bikes with “mandem” taking videos for the snap. it’s so funny that the ones that actually do it don’t think it applies to them because they’re not “roadmen” when in fact they are.
normal person: “shittt is that the year 8/9/10 roadmen in the tesco car park?”
normal person 2: “yeah fuck sake that tesco squad’s back at it again, we’ll go another way round, i hate hattersley bro”
by ihatepeople27 February 1, 2021
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Hatterman

Ooh, hi Hatterman
by Fuck I hate April 12, 2022
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Silver hatter

A basement dwelling creature who clearly lacks in a social life, the result of this is that they indulge in silly conspiracies and think the government is constantly plotting against them.

Another topic they thrive upon is the 'impending doom' of the earth and that there is something more sinister behind everything.

A key focal point of Silver hatters is the Illuminati which is a debatable topic, but still very stupid and is often taken out of proportion

A vast majority of silver hatters are infact trolls. They get a buzz by role playing about these conspiracies which catch the attention of 12 year olds who take it all seriously and in turn make silly youtube videos stating 'facts' by scientists and ex CIA agents and who what not.

tl;dr These people like to think the world is ending and the government is killing us all...
Anon 1: Did you know the government are polluting the air and water supply with poison!!!

Anon 2: Dude, go away you silver hatter, get out of the basement

Anon 1: Watch the skies look at the chem trails!!!!

Anon 2: Seriously get some air

Anon 1: But its poisoned thats why I live in my parents basement!
by glassybubbles122 December 17, 2011
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mad hatters day

A day of madness. Ever watch Alice in Wonderland? Well ayyyeeee that's what this day is. Yep, it's real. Google it. Grab a crazy ass hat 'cause this is gonna be mad.
Person1: What's with the hat??

Person2: MAD HATTERS DAY

Person1: The shit when did this exist
by RVPQueen July 22, 2016
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