hash butler

When a fellow smoke gal or your mr bill danteville chong mate is rolling and absolute hashy bazonger mctasty but halfway through the procedure said male or otherwise female companion has to go and check on the curry in the oven. As they run out of the room (cheekily) they call back, "oi hammy, can you just stick rest o tha hash in't joint please pal, the curry is getting hot". Then you just have to fill that ainsly harriot up no questions asked.

dominatrix tallulah - "oh hamdizzle, i forgot i left my dog out in this blistering storm. I hope it hasn't been blown away. Ill just be two mins. Can you just wack the rest of my hash in that jonwayne"
Hamboy - "maan, why am i such a hash butler butt fumbler. Damn im hungry tho"

by I am hamboy December 9, 2018

floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.

I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.

by nikolajboarzersnev June 14, 2016

skin hash

the sticky residue left on fingers when handling grade A marijuana. suprisingly VERY potent.

Stoner #1 "Dude, after you bust up that Z don't forget to ball up your skin hash"
Stoner #2 "Hell ya, we gonna get high as shit, fool"

by boo radley via latner January 14, 2014

hash brownies

very like ordinary chocolate brownies but with "special" ingredients. not to be left around people with the munchies.

"wooooooooo, these brownies are totallllly cooooooooool" *everything suddenly becomes very funny*

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

butt hash

Is a slang word for a drug "Jenkem" Made popular by a fox news. Jenkem itself is a drug made by fermenting feces and urine in a bottle, and then inhaled to get a high.

Bob- Yo, were all out of weed!
John- I guess we have to resort to making butt hash.
Bob- Alright, Ill go get the bottle.

by Purplce Crack Pipe December 14, 2007

Hash Wednesday

When you smoke a joint on Ash Wednesday and draw a cross on your forehead with the ashes.

Bob: "I didn't know you were Catholic Jim"
Jim: "I'm not it's Hash Wednesday"

by Dom the dominator March 15, 2014

Hash Aftermath

The jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. Usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. Will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore bum from the toilet seat after. You may also find that your anus stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.

Morning after a night of smoking hash:

Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"

Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"

by IrvineTheSloth March 29, 2013