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1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
by Rind November 11, 2003
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The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
by napalmninja October 26, 2009
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A literal God among men.
Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.
His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.
Go see it.
A literal God among men.
Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.
His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.
Go see it.
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Hasselhoff.
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