hamburger person 

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

hamburger person by jethrojones March 22, 2019

hamburger with ketchup 

A hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.

hamburger with ketchup by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019

Hamburger helper 

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

Hamburger helper by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

Hamburger’d 

The act of having ones person disfigured/mutilated until they resemble ground beef. Burgered is also an acceptable synonym.

Holy shit that guy stepped on a landmine and got Hamburger’d!

Hamburger’d by BaneoftheSith January 14, 2022

hamburger patties 

noun.
fucked up small titties

"Damn, her tits are so small they look like hamburger patties with combos"

hamburger patties by steph & ro October 26, 2003

Hamburger Hand 

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.

We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.

Hamburger Hand by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).

Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...

Hamburger Bag by DaRealMcDoubleWifCheez November 21, 2010