Hackney Cheese Burger

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.

Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

Hucking

Hucking is a term commonly used in Urban Mountain Biking or Dirt Jumping in reference to jumping up or off obsticals. Be it man made, building materials, dropoffs etc. People would take bikes and huck them off drops and stair gaps.

"I was hucking a car and biffed" (biffing= crash)

by Psyber_0 August 4, 2006

hackit

Plain ugly. Especially the coupon (face). See forby minging.

Git a swatch at the hackit coupon on yon.

by Smert Howker October 18, 2006

hicking up

To become a redneck/hick.

Man, I've been living in Texas for 2 years now, and I keep sayin' things like, "howdy ya'll!", carrying shotguns everywhere with me, and driving around in old pick up trucks; I'm really hicking up.

by c4rol February 20, 2011

Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.

I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.

by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008

hackensack high school

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.

Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?

by RatchetnationHHS November 19, 2013