humption

the action of humping; to fuck

I'm 'bout to get some humption tonight!

Did you see Jack and Kelly? Major humption!

by Jaja A November 9, 2010

Humptied

When you set down your glass piece in a stupid way and it falls over and cracks

"I put the bowl into my oil rig to see if it would work and set it down for one second and it immediately tipped over and humptied."

by Pozoe June 7, 2015

Humpta

Every bad word in one

Your such a humpta

by JARRITO21KID December 8, 2016

Humpfy

When someone, usually passionate about something, is told a fact that disproves them and they know it's true, which leads to the disproven person becoming quiet and non-responsive.

Person 1: Dude, whales are fish!
Person 2: Whales are mammals. I just googled it.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Dude you're humpfy now.

Person 1: ...

by Lil Osvatian December 30, 2016

Humptastic

A great feeling of joy and excitement that makes you want to (strongly) dry hump any living thing you see.

After I got my test score back and saw I got a WHOLE 69 PERCENT (the best grade I’ve gotten this whole semester) I felt humptastic and started dry humping the teachers leg.

by urban peepeeface February 1, 2021

ga humpy

When you make a mistake just say, "ah ga humpy."

I just shit my pants. Ah ga humpy.

by Jeffismynamebitch April 19, 2018

Humpthumpled

This word means the ultimate form of intoxication. You cannot get more drunk than humpthumpled. It is hamdangled times 20.

I was so humpthumpled last night, I threw up like 5 times.

by Jason Lawes February 24, 2009