Hose ass

Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."

So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!

by Leah H December 21, 2006

Garden hose

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

lead hose

n. A rapid-fire automatic weapon that emits a nearly-continuous stream of bullets.

"After a spate of insurgent attacks, leadership was fed up and decided it was time to wash down the streets of Fallujah with a lead hose. A Humvee-mounted M2 0.50 cal was used on the men at the mosque, while a M134 minigun was chosen to neutralize the women and children in the market. According to FOX News, several insurgents may have been killed in the defensive action."

by Carl Willis June 29, 2006

home and hosed

you made it. finished.

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.

by 1Head May 14, 2019

Cum Hose

Cum hose: A male who can continuously cum over anything and spends all his free time sending inappropriate pictures to females, such as: fat girls, thin girls, ugly girls, pretty girls, their older sister or even their neighbours chihuahua.

Example of a Cum Hose:

Guy: *sends inappropriate picture*
Girl: “Ew, please dont send that”
Guy: Why not? *sends another one*
Girl: *blocks him*

-Created by: Hallie Rose/Alexandra Prior

by BhadBitch💋 May 28, 2018

horseradish hose

Common slang for Penis, dick, cock. Horseradish representing semen.

Max Unleashed his horseradish hose on Jordan

by TheBox May 12, 2007

The Fire-Hose

When you are doing doggystyle on the bed and are about to nut, reach under her armpits and grab her shoulders. Then, yell “Stop, Drop, And Roll!” as loud as you can, slam your dick into her and nut, and roll off the bed.

My girl is still mad at me for doing The Fire-Hose last Saturday night.

by how to basic-bitch March 1, 2019