hoser

A truely Canadian way to poke of people (or yourself) when one has drunk too much beer.

"You hoser.... I love you too". (while swinging around your bottle of Molson Canadian).

by Nightdove July 1, 2004

Doogie Howser

Doogie Howser; a small piece of poo which remains stuck to the hair in the entrance of the asshole after making stool. Named after an American TV show in the early 1990's Starring Neil Patrick Harris (NPH).

Mark: "Samantha? Can you give me a hand in the bathroom? I have a Doogie Howser and I need you to cut it out for me"

by SaharaLee January 27, 2011

Horser

A Horser is a huge meatyshlong that a crackhead at a gas station wants.

Crackhead at 2am: You got that horser?

Optimus: Yeah the fuck I do

by Exvas January 21, 2021

Horser

i dont fucking know

some crackhead asking people if they have it

no I don't have a fucking horser what?!?

by Dumb Idoyt January 28, 2021

dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009

hoser

A firefighter who has the primary job of using a hose to douse a fire.

The house had just started on fire, but the hoser used his skill to quickly extinguish the blaze.

by firefighter rick April 1, 2017

hoser

A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

Take off eh, ya hoser.

by TappaKegga April 8, 2006