caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

horseheads

A town in upstate New York, formed in 1835 as a giant middle finger to the neighboring city of Elmira; as emphasized by the town motto: "Fuck you, Elmira"

I moved to Horseheads becaused I was tired of getting robbed at gunpoint.

by jk_bro December 26, 2010

Horse Award

An awrard given to a lady with a very nice backside.

"Nice as Bun B when I met him at the Source awards, girl he had with him, ass could have won the Horse awards..."
From Kanye's 'Last Call'

by Mechanix187 February 3, 2007

Horseback Riding

A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early every saturday during summer the only time you have free because of school. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. Considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. It also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.

what did you do this weekend?
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.

Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.

How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.

by Jeffnjoe March 22, 2009

horse outside

A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

by plkio December 14, 2010

feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

by Pozza November 2, 2006

I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)

Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.

by Uncle Flip February 21, 2010