Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

rubbing helmets

Rubbing helmets is closely associated with, but not exactly, touching tips.

A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.

Hey guys, are you really completing brake pad project or are you just rubbing helmets?

by KDizzle75 May 8, 2020

pube helmet

hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.

super mario for example.

very popular look among middle-aged women.

dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!

jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.

by andocommando October 6, 2011

Strawberry helmet

A person with red hair.

Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.

by MontyDingo May 19, 2010

snow helmet

wen a man masturbates and is about to cum and holds his forskin together and ejaculates into it.

dude i was so tired last night i gave my self a snow helmet

by MICKY H January 15, 2008

Redneck Helmet

Yet another term for Trucker Hat

Paul - You going shooting tonight Chris?
Chris - Sho is, why?
Paul - Don't forget your Redneck Helmet.

by Chipis August 30, 2012

Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.

Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018